TEEN ARRESTED AFTER ASSAULTING POLICE

A 18-year-old female has been arrested on the shores of Port Fairy after she apparently physically assaulted a police officer for questioning her opinion on the colour of her car

Police say that the girl was pulled over late last night when they noticed her high beam on in the center of town. The girl was accompanied by two 16-year-old girls.
After completing specified procedures by the police officer, Sergeant Gold, he proceeded to question the 18-year-old about the colour of her car as it is reported that it was a vague colour, somewhere between silver and gold. The girl was taken aback as she too was not sure of what it was. Sergeant Gold says that she had suggested the colour 'Champagne' and proceeded to make jokes about 'not drinking' Champagne earlier on and boldly dared the police to check. Police say Sergeant Gold became suspicious of their behavious and questioned the girl if she did drink. An argument broke out between them when the girl said she felt shocked and insulted. The argument escalated when the 18-year-old slapped Sergeant Gold across the face.
Fortunately, Sergeant Gold and his partner managed to take control of the situation and successfully arrested the girl on the basis of assault to a police officer. Further investigations are underway on the cause of this sudden attack by the 18-year-old. The two 16-year-old passengers were returned safely to their guardians.

This lead story is based on a true story somewhere out there but the characters are totally fictional. (Its for school) -in joke-